Thora Hans Lo Warna Dant Saff Karo :-P Hehehehe

YEH BAAT SAMAJH MAIN AYI NAHIN

AMMI NE SAMJHAYI NAHIN

MAIN KAISE MEETHI BAAT KAROON

JAB MAIN NE MITHAYI KHAYI NAHIN

CHANDA KAISA MAMOON HAI

JAB AMMI KA WOH BHAI NAHIN

KYUN LAMBE BAAL HIAN BHALU KE

KYUN USNE TIND KARAYI NAHIN

KYA WOH BHI GANDA BACHA HAI

YA JUNGLE MAIN KOI NAYI NAHIN

DADI KE MIYAN DADA HAIN NANI KE MIYAN NANA HAIN

TO BAJI KE MIYAN BAJA HAIN?

YEH BAAT SAMAJH MAIN AYI NAHIN

AMMI NE SAMJHAYI NAHIN
 
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Why do all lndian woman wants d same husband, in next life...?

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Arree itni mushkil se trained kiya hai.. .waste thoda jane denge!!
 
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Dil agar ''CPU''hota to..
yaadon ko ''SAVE'' kar lete,

dimag mein agar ''PRINTER'' hota to ..
khayallo ki ''PRINT OUT'' nikal dete,

dharkan me agar ''PEN DRIVE'' hoti to..
zindagi ka ''BACK- UP'' le lete,

mann jo ''BLUETOOTH'' hota to..
baaton ko ''TRANSFER'' kar lete,

akkheon me jo ''WEBCAM'' hota to..
tasviro ko ''RECEIVE'' ke lete,

kaaaash !

Zindagi ek ''COMPUTER'' hoti to ..
use bhi ''RESTART'' kar lete.
 
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Ek Line Jo Ladko Aur Ladkiyo Ka Dil Raat Ko 2 Bje Bhi Tod Sakti Hai....
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"The number you have dailed is busy on another call plz try again later"
 
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Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Bhagi-Bhagi Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai.

Aurat:
“Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai”

Doctor:
“I Can’'t Understand Please Speak In English”

Aurat:
“My Londa Is Gironda From Honda“
 
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