Funny Poetry

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Jis Shakhs Ko Uppar Ki Kamaii Nahi Hoti
Society Is Ski Kabhi “High” Nahi Hoti

Tab Tak To Bhari Bazm Mai Lagta Hai Moaziz
Jab Tak Ke Ghazal Us Ne Sunaaii Nahi Hoti

Police Kara Leti Hai Har Cheez Bar’aamad
Us Se Bhi Ke Jis Ne Yeh Churaaii Nahi Hoti

Karti Hai Ussi Roz Wo Shopping Ka Taqaza
Jis Roz Meri Jaib Mai Paaii Nahi Hoti

Inam-Ul-Haq

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Sent Ki, Kajley Ki, Aur Ghaazey Ki Gulkaari Ke Baad
Wo Haseen Lagti Hai Lekin Kitni Tayari Ke Baad

Muddaton Ke Baad Us Ko Dekh Kar Aesa Laga
Jese Roza-Daar Ki Haalat Ho Aftaari Ke Baad

Baandh Kar Sehraa Nazar Aaya Hai Yun Nosha Miyan
Jis Tarha Mujrim Dikhai Deta Hai Giriftaari Ke Baad

Heroine Pachpan Baras Ki Ho Chuken To Gham Nahi
Ab Gulukaari Karengi Wo Adaa-Kaari Ke Baad

Qaum Ko Baidaar Ker, Disco Music Cher Kar
Jo Bechari So Chuki Hai Raag Darbaari Ke Baad

Eid Par Masroor Hain Dono Miyan Biwi Bohot
Ik Khareedaari Se Pehle, Ik Khareedaari Ke Baad

Uqd-e-Saani Ka Maza Poocha To Bole Sheikh Ji,
Aese Lagta Hai, Chicken Chakkha Hai Tarkaari Ke Baad

Raah-E-Ulfat Ki Traffic Ho Ke Motor-Way Ki Ho
Haadsey Hote Hain Shahid, Taiz-Raftaari Ke Baad

Sarfaraz Shahid

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Murgha Mera Murghiyun Mai Bara Mashoor Hua Hai
Jese Filmon Mai Aamir Khan Ka Daur Hua Hai

Har Roz Ek Naii Murghi Ke Sath Gali Mai Tehelna
Es Baat Ka Murghon Mai Bara Shor Hua Hai

Ek Baar Pakra Gaya Bewah Murghi Ke Sang Sar-E-Aam
Randwey Murghon Mai Es Baat Pe Ghor Hua Hai

Kambakht Deta Nahi Hai Ab Kabhi Sehr Ki Azaan
Aiyashiyun Mai Doob Kar Aesa Kaam Chor Hua Hai

Molvi Sahib Ki Murghi Jab Se Kar Gai Inteqaal
Tab Se Bechara Laachaar Aur Kamzor Hua Hai

Parosan Ne Mara Taana, Mera Murgha Bhi Mere Jesa
Sun Kar Yeh Baat Tahir Sharminda Zaroor Hua Hai

Tahir Jawed Tahir


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Wese To Zindagi Mai Kuch Bhi Na Us Ne Paaya
Jab Dafan Ho Gaya To Shair Ke Bhaag Jaage
Wo Saadgi Mai Un Ko Do Saamaeen Samjha,
Bas Aakhween Ghazal Par Munkir Nakeer Bhage

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Dakhla College Mai Us Ne Kiya Le Liya
Larkiyun Mai Bara Motabar Ho Gaya
Khirkiyun Se Nazar Us Ki Hat’ti Nahi
Mera Beta To Baaligh Nazar Ho Gaya

Ather Shah Khan Jaidi

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Pehle Kuch Izzat Thi Jis Damaad Ki Susral Mai
Ban Chuka Hai Ab To Chapraasi Wohi Susral Mai

Apne Ghar Mai Sher Tha, Susral Mai Bakri Bana
Deedni Hai Sher-Dil Ki Buzdili Susral Mai

Jab Susar Ho Pehlwan Aur Boxer Saaley Sab Hi
Uff Bhi Kar Sakta Nahi Phir Aadmi Susral Mai

Kiyu Na Wo Susral Ke Chakkar Lagaye Raat Din
Saaliyan Jis Ko Milen Gulfaam Si Susral Mai

Maa’en Apni Betiyon Ki Lakh Tareefen Karen
Chup Nahi Sakten Per Un Ki Khamiyan Susral Mai

Asal Mai Hote Nahi Hain Us Mai Johar Iss Qadar
Jis Qadar Banta Hai Rashid Har Koi Susral Mai

Muhammad Mumtaz Rashid

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Aap Ka Naam To Hai Kaleem, Biwi Ka Naam Hai Naseem
Beti Ka Naam Piyar Mai Baad-E-Naseem Rakh Diya
Bete Ka Naam Rakhte Waqt Kuch Bhi Na Socha Aap Ne
Jaldi Mai Us Ka Naam Kiyu Zarb-E-Kaleem Rakh Diya

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Jab Bhi Chahen Murgh Kha Lete Hain Daulatmand Log
Din Ki Pabandi Nahi, Mangal Ho Ya Itwaar Ho
Haan Magar Muflis Ko Kab Hota Hai Yeh Khana Naseeb
Murgh Ho Beemar Ya Woh Khud Kabhi Beemar Ho

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Mai To Taqreeban Mini Bus Mai Safar Karta Raha
Mai Bhi Chal Sakta Tha Paidal, Mai Koi Langra Na Tha
Jhuk Gaii Hai Ab Kamar, Iss Mai Kharey Rahte Hue,
Mai Wagarna Doston Paidaishi Kubda Na Tha!

Zia-Ul-Haq Qasmi

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Leaderi
Mizajon Mai Yun “Leaderi” Aa Gai Hai
Ke Ghar Ghar Ki Apni Alag “Party” Hai
Koi “Sher” Hai To Koi “Lomri” Hai
Yahi Apni Le De Ke “Industry” Hai
Na Manzil Na Jadaa, Na Koi Irada
Razakaar Kam Aur Leader Zada
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Rishwat
Daftar Ka Aaeen-O-Dastoor, Rishwat
Tahi-Dast Logon Se Bharpoor, Rishwat
Wohi Pesh-E-Taufeeq-O-Maqdoor, Rishwat
Jawani Pe Hai Chashm-E-Baddoor, Rishwat
Ajab Hirs-E-Daulat Ka Yeh Rakhs-O-Ram Hai
Ke Jese Zaroorat Bohot, Waqt Kam Hai
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Riwayat
Yeh Angraizon Ki Sadiyon Se Bari Mashoor Aadat Hai
Dureeda Bhi Agar Daman Ho, Neck-Tie Nahi Jati
Rawish Apni Bhi Ik Pukhta Hui Tarz-E-Siyasat Mai
Hukumat To Chali Jati Hai, Mehngaai Nahi Jati
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Awam-Un-Naas
Awam-Un-Naas Ki Haisiyat-E-Urfi Bhala Kiya Hai
Ke Un Se Koi Pooche Aey Miyan Tum Ko Hua Kiya Hai
Giraani...Bil’khusoos Aatey Ki Is Naubat Pe Aa Pohnchi
Khuda Bandey Se Khud Pooche Bata Teri Ghiza Kiya Hai

Syed Zameer Jafri

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Sheikh Ji kuch ziada underline ho gaye hain...

he he
thanx 4 ur kind visit...
Khush rahyie/AmeeN
Assalam_O_Alykum