Pathan : hamara shadi karwao.!
Baap: kis k sath??
Pathan: dadi k sath....
Bap: gadhey wo hamara Maa ha..!!
Pathan: to tum ne hamari Maa k sath kyun ki? ham badla le ga!!
Husband: Tmhary abba ki aag lagany ki adaat gai nahi ?
Wife: Q ab kya howa ?
Husband: Aaj phr sey pooch rehy thy
Meri beti sy shadi ker k khush tou ho na ? :D :P