Content tagged with Mian Biwi Jokes

Ghari aur Biwi mein kia farq hai? Aik bigarti hai tou band ho jati hai Doosri bigarti hai tou shuru ho jati hai :p

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon....

bivi: aj meri salgirah hai. mujhe ap kya tohfa dey gay. shohar: wo samny siyah Car dekh rahi ho? bivi: (herat aur Khushi se). Aap mujhy wo Car le ker de gay? shohar: nahi, mein tmhein us rang ki poni le ker don ga.

Admi Medical Store Walay Se: Mujhy Zeher Chahiye, Medical StoreWala: Main Nahi De Sakta, Jab Tak Tumhary Paas Nuskha NaHo, Admi Ne Apna Nikah Nama Dikhaya, Medical StoreWala: Sir Barri Bottle Don Ya Choti ? ?

Husbnd: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife: Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi Girl:Nahi Boy: Laikin Q Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gey Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay. :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:

Dulhan shadi k baad apne nabina shoher se: kash!ap ki ankhain hotin tu mera husan dekhte Shoher: tum haseen hotin tu kia ankhon wale tumhain mere liye chorte

eemar Shohar : Beemar Shohar : Mujhe Janwaron ke Doctor ke Paas le Jao. Biwi : Kyon ? Shohar : Roz Subah Subah Murghay ki Tarah Uth Jata Hon, Phir Ghoray ki Tarah Bhaag Bhaag ke Kaam pe Jata Hon, Wahan Sara Sara Din Gadhay ki Tarah Kaam Harta Hon, Ghar Aa ker Sab per Kutte ki Tarah Bhonkta...

shadi se pehly mene pyar kiya shadi k baad ye main ne kia kiya Pehly milny kab aao gi Baad main maikay kab jao gi Pehly jaan mat jao Baad main dimagh mat khao pehlay Kuch to bolo baad main Chup to ho lo Pehlay tum bin raha na jaye baad main Tum ko saha na jaye pehlay I love you...